Pete’s “Memory Lane” Profile

I happened across Pete’s probably long-forgotten profile on ”Memory Lane” and thought it would be fun to share…

”Shortly after high school, I joined a strange religious cult which believes in the holy sanctity of the 80’s pop song, ”Dancing on the Ceiling” by Lionel Ritchie. Our order believes that by reaching a deeper understanding of ”Dancing on the Ceiling”, we will achieve a higher state of consciousness and eventually evolve into beings of pure energy. I spend most days going door-to-door to spread the word, or hanging out in airports, wearing an old bedsheet and pestering businessmen.

(I’m just kidding about all of that, of course. I’m actually a killer-for-hire.) ”

Submitted by Tracy

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